I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
it was like having sex with a tree stump
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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