I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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