There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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