woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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