Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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