she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
being pregnant is like rehab
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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