White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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