I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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