You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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