i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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