Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i just wanna soil my oats bro
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I have tasted many bathrooms
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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