So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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