Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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