no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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