I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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