I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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