do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Redeem this text for a blowjob
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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