My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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