Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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