Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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