Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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