do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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