What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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