last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
it's like heaven, but drunker
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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