Dual....:-)
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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