i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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