I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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