It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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