well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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