Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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