so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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