Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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