If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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