I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
