I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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