96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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