did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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