I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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