the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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