You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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