you guys were way drunker than both of me
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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