i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Randomize
