Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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