I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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