I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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