Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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