yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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