All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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