think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I think my moral compass just broke
soo... how was my night?
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