i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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