She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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