I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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