If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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