You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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